Track Title:               Personality Goes A Long Way

Album Title:               Soundtrack, Pulp Fiction
Prime Artist:              Samuel L. Jackson
Lyrics:
                                  VINCENT
                       Thanks a bunch.
                            (to Jules, who's
                              nursing his coffee)
                       Want some of my bacon?

                                  JULES
                       Naw, I don't eat pork.

                                  VINCENT
                       Are you Jewish?

                                  JULES
                       I ain't Jewish man, I just don't
                       dig on swine.

                                  VINCENT
                       Why not?

                                  JULES
                       They're filthy animals.  I don't
                       eat filthy animals.

                                  VINCENT
                       Bacon tastes good.  Sausages taste good.
                       Pork  chops  taste good.

                                  JULES
                       A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin
                       pie.  I'll never know 'cause even
                       if it did, I wouldn't eat the
                       filthy motherfucker.  Pigs sleep
                       and root in shit.  That's a filthy
                       animal.  I don't wanna eat nothin'
                       that ain't got enough sense to
                       disregard its own feces.

                                  VINCENT
                       How about dogs?  Dogs eat their own
                       feces.

                                  JULES
                       I don't eat dog either.

                                  VINCENT
                       Yes, but do you consider a dog to
                       be a filthy animal?

                                  JULES
                       I wouldn't go so far as to call a
                       dog filthy, but they're definitely
                       dirty.  But a dog's got
                       personality.  And personality goes
                       a long way.

                                  VINCENT
                       So by that rationale, if a pig had
                       a better personality, he's cease to
                       be a filthy animal?

                                  JULES
                       We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one
                       motherfuckin' charmin' pig.  It'd
                       have to be the way more charming
                       than that Arnold on Green Acres.

        The two men laugh.