Track Title:               Sunday Papers
Album Title:               Greatest Hits
Prime Artist:              Joe Jackson

Producer:                  David Kershenbaum
Written by:                Joe Jackson


Lyrics:
Mother doesnOt go out any more
Just sits at home and rolls her spastic eyes
But every weekend through the door
Come words of wisdom from the world outside
   If you want to know about the bishop and the actress
   If you want to know how to be a star
   If you want to know about the stains on the matress
   You can read it in the Sunday papers, Sunday papers
MotherOs wheelchair stays out in the hall
Why should she go out when the TVOs on
Whatever moves beyond these walls
SheOll know the facts when Sunday comes along
   If you want to know about the man gone bonkers
   If you want to know how to play guitar
   If you want to know about the other suckers
   You can read it in the Sunday papers, read it in the Sunday papers
Sunday papers donOt ask no questions
Sunday papers donOt get no lies
Sunday papers donOt raise objection
Sunday papers donOt got no eyes
BrotherOs heading that way now I guess
He just read something made his face turn blue
Well I got nothing against the press
They wouldnOt print it if it wasnOt true
   If you want to know about the gay politician
   If you want to know how to drive your car
   If you want to know about the new sex position
   You can read it in the Sunday papers, read it in the Sunday papers
Sunday papers donOt ask no questions
Sunday papers donOt get no lies
Sunday papers donOt raise objection
Sunday papers donOt got no eyes
Sunday papers donOt ask no questions
Sunday papers donOt get no lies
Sunday papers donOt raise objection
Sunday papers donOt got no eyes
Read all about it, Sunday paper